Lembu dan Manusia

LEMBU: Aku makan rumput. tuan makan apa?
LELAKI: Aku makan nasi. kita tak sama.

LEMBU: tuan tidur di mana?
LELAKI: Aku tidur atas tilam. engkau tidur dalam kandang. mana nak sama.

tiba-tiba kedengaran laungan azan....

LEMBU: itu suara apa?
LELAKI: Seruan azan mengajak bersembahyang.

LEMBU: tuan tak sembahyang?
LELAKI: tidak.

LEMBU: samalah kita...

P/S : Dah semayang ke blom?

Jantung

Gadis: Syg, hari ni saya akan jalani pembedahan jantung...
Lelaki: Saya tahu.. I love you syg...
Gadis: I love you too :)

(Bila sedar dari pembedahan, gadis tengok bf die takde. Tapi ayah dia je yg ada)

...

Gadis: Mana bf saya ayah?
Ayah: Ermm, Siti tahu tak siapa dermakan jantung untuk Siti?

Gadis: Apaaa!??? (terus menangis)
Ayah: Hehe takde lah. Ayah melawak jer. Dia pegi tandas :p
GADIS : @#$%$#~~//**$$##

P/S : Giler punye bapak, anak baru nak elok jantung tu...boleh plk dia buat mcm tu...hampeh...x pasal2 kena heart attack karang.

Past

Assalamualaikum

Seperti dinyatakan di atas,

"Jangan tertekan dengan orang di dalam masa silam kita, 

Ada sebab mengapa mereka tidak berada dalam masa depan kita"

Walau banyak memori indah bersama mereka,

Walau banyak dikecapi bersama,

Walau jauh perjalanan  dilalui bersama,

Walau tinggi kehidupan didaki bersama,

     Masa silam tidak akan kembali,

     Masa silam tidak dapat diulangi,

     Masa silam tidak mungkin bercambah,

     Masa silam tidak mustahil dilupa,

Kerana masa depan tetap tiba,

Kerana masa depan tetap diingini,

Kerana masa depan tetap didamba,

Kerana masa depan perlu dilalui.

Missing my daughter

14 September 2012 :
Today mark the first birthday of my daughter. I miss her so much that i cried and feeling blues until morning. The crying part took only 1 hour, but after that i cant sleep thinking about her. This is my daughter Faqiha.

I know she look very cute, takes after me after all. Hehehe i have only seen her for a few days before i break up with her mom. Things happen and we're divorced now. Or should i say "shit happens".....

Well i'm not going to talk about her mom, just her. I love my daughter deeply, but i can't keep on living with only her pictures. I went to my ex's house during Eidul Fitr but she wasn't there. Maybe she have urgent business at that time. But, i doubt that sentence all this time. What is so important that she can't text me to let me know. I just want to see my baby for a while.

It's not like i want to take her and run away. I'm not that mean, not that heartless (i think she's heartless now). All i ask from her is that i got to spend some time (only a couple of hour) with my daughter. Is that such a big deal? Is that too hard to do? Is that not my right? Is that an act of a good Muslim?

I have been thinking of bringing this matter to the court to settle. But i know that i shouldn't drag her along. I love my daughter. I don't want her to be brought to court for such trivial matter than can be solved outside the court.

Game Apps for my Galak Sei

          Semenjak beli Galak Sei ni, aku asyik main game je. Macam la xde keje sangat nak buat...belonggok2 keje yg aku KIV sebab layan game.

Ni antara game apps yg aku install.

 Kalo ade yang nak add aku ...storm8 ID aku ialah " anakkucing".
Kenapa anak kucing? Mana aku tau, dah kalo datang idea tu je masa nak register, aku layan je la.